Seven Habits of Highly Inefficient People!

Disclaimer : The examples quoted in this article are no way remotely, either directly or indirectly related to the author.Do not get ideas punks!

1.Habit #1 - And this part is called waking up!

Sometimes I feel along with the rotation of the Earth along its axis ,there has been a relative movement in the horizontal direction of all species over the years.An aspect which evolution hasnt been able to account for.What makes me think so? lemme explain -

What time do you wake up?

8AM?9AM?10AM or you have flexi timings in your office !

Given a chance you wouldnt have woken up!This makes me feel we ought to have been part of a different time zone altogether.Else how could such an important activity be so similar!

Wake up folks!

2.HABIT #2 - Called the skipping lunch episode

Human beings can be classified as either herbivore or carnivore.However with the advent of these "highly ineffective people" we have a breed called "fuckthevore" who are just too disinterested in eating anything at the right times.Just how ridiculous and we always thought people worked to have a full time meal.....strange!

3.HABIT #3 - Called I love my browser syndrome

I am not sure how somehow can keep oggling at the stupid monitor for hours doing nothing....well almost nothing.Even Anjelina seems boring after a couple of hours watch.We always thought human beings are attracted to the opposite sex well waivering of article 377 suggests something different as well ,however how on Earth can someone explain an attraction towards lifeless and sexless objects like a monitor - crazy !

4.HABIT #4 - Losing stuff

How many times have you found your nail cutter after losing it in a span of say 6 months or even a year?The answer says it all.The whole fun of losing and gaining is not understood by this material world.If things were to remain in place as they were it would have been so boring.I agree that without discpilne nothing can exist but without chaos nothing can evolve!

5.HABIT #5 - Do not wear a helmet

These objects are a severe hindrance in the evolution process.Had we stopped wearing helmet from the time twas invented ( God knows who and by whom it was invented!) we would have eveolved with skulls much more stronger and better shock resitant.Hence in the greater interest of the generations to come we are trying to achieve this target!

6.HABIT #6 - Do not listen to parents!!

Im not sure if this is an inherent behaviour which is genetic,culturally transmitted and absorbed or maybe even a reflex action.We somehow tend to oppose anything and everything which our parents say.Its as if to say "You have the right to your opinion but I dont want to listen!"

7.HABIT #7 - Somehow get our work done!

Great job guys!No matter watever said and done we somehow manage to get things done!Be it slogging our ass off before the exam or a deadline!The whole fun is in living on the edge.Life does pose challenges to us we are the bigger challenge!

We do not posses a religion.We do not have a nation.We do not fight for our rights.We simply live our lives and let other live.We do not justify right and wrong.

We proudly proclaim ourselves as "The highly inefficient lot!"

Regards,

Avique

Comments

  1. manviJuly 24, 2009 at 2:23 AM

    crazy ARTICKLE !

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  2. UnknownJuly 26, 2009 at 12:46 PM

    The whole fun is in living on the edge!!! so tru. unless somthin gets tough 2 b done, therz no fun doin it!!
    lov d "artiqle" :P

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  3. SujoyJuly 29, 2009 at 7:33 AM

    haha......."fuckthevore"..........but as long as we are in our hostels....we prefer skipping the breakfast.....lolz....2 bloody truths of life are certainly mentioned..." without chaos nothing can evolve!"....n...."The whole fun is in living on the edge"....gud reflections bro.....

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  4. UnknownJuly 30, 2009 at 6:41 AM

    Cool article.... n that browser syndrome portion intrested me a lot....!!!!!

    Wooooow....i discover today.... i never thought like this... :)

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  5. TanyaAugust 12, 2009 at 12:28 AM

    hey nice one :) i particularly liked the browser syndrome ... interesting.. n very true tat we "The Inefficient lot" somehow manage to get the wrk done ;)

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